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Plato? Ick! Shakespeare? Ecch? Walt Whitman? Feh! Why quote these great pundits when you can quote Neuman? Alfred E., that is--the famous half-wit whose MAD philosophy has helped shape generations and continues to this day to warp minds the world over? In what could only be termed a golden opportunity to change your miserable existence, you now hold in your clammy hands the creme de la creme d'Alfredo--classic pearls of idiocy culled from more than fifty moronic years of quotes spewed by MAD magazine's Alfred E. Neuman. So forget Plato, forget Shakespeare, forget Whitman--just like you used to forget them during exams! Just remember Neuman. He's got a philosophy even you can live by!
